kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

(Source: dumbgay)

justalotobsessed:

OKAY, I’M REALLY PISSED OFF

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT GIRLS BODIES ARE SUPPOSED TO STORE MORE FAT THE BOYS BODIES? 

AND YET, IT’S MORE ACCEPTABLE FOR A BOY TO ‘BE BIG’ THEN IT IS FOR A GIRL TO ‘BE FAT’

WE ARE STIGMATIZED FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY BIOLOGICAL

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map